Why why why show people your butt at the theatre?
By that I mean - while inside the theatre, as you make your way to the middle seat in the row.
Most people - OK, everybody but me - shuffles past other patrons facing the screen/stage.
This is less than ideal for two reasons.
First, the tilt of the seats in front makes it more difficult for you. You must have noticed that ungainly feeling like you could topple down into the front seats at any moment while your knees are barked on the seat numbers.
Meanwhile, because your body can only bend at the waist, any effort to regain balance thrusts your cheeks right into the noses of those you're passing.
Even Eva's tush, while celebrated on the red carpet, would be unwelcome.
Solution? Try facing the people you’re passing and you’ll move by with far greater ease (and dignity).
